Last summer the
Seriously. If I ever start thinking like that, I order anyone reading this to hunt me down, kidnap me and my family, and drop us off in NJ for logic and sarcasm immersion therapy.
Now, My new carpet has a wrinkle the length of the living room, the old linoleum has the same in the bedrooms and the laminate pops and cracks when you walk on my roller coaster of a kitchen floor.
Amanda happened to step on one of those spots in the kitchen. It made such a loud snap, she looked a little scared. When I asked her if the floor made a funny noise, she responded very seriously,
" No mom, It's crapping"
Very true baby girl, very true.